Here is a joke for the new year.....the chinese new year...no connection

An Israeli doctor says,' Medicine in my country is so
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> advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
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> another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
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> A German doctor says,' that is nothing; we can take a
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> lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him
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> looking for work in four weeks.'
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> A Russian doctor says,' in my country, medicine is so
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> advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
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> put it in another, and have them both looking for work in
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> two weeks.
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> The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, 'You guys are
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> way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of
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> Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now
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> half the country is looking for work.'
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