I cut and pasted this because I was laughing while reading it......it just cracked me up! I can totally related to all the questions!
This is a group for people who know what it means to be a waldorfian.
You know you've been a child of Waldorf when...
1. you know pencil shavings make everything prettier
2. you rip your pants and instead of throwing them away, you whip out
thread
and a needle and fix them
3. faries and gnomes were your childhood friends
4. there's no need to research the dating history of your boyfriend/
girlfriend, you know everyone they've dated
5. knitting is not just a new trend- you've done it since first grade
6. you've made socks, hats, potholders, flutecases, stuffed animals,
and
sewn your own clothes
7. as you kiss your boyfriend/ girlfriend, you realize it is like
kissing a
sibling... you break up
8. it doen't seem weird to have the same teacher for eight years
9. you can never escape your ex... they'll probably date your best
friend
10. tie dye was part of your dress code as a child
11. at least one of your woman teachers doen't shave
12. you've dyed your hair an unatural color at least once... or
wondered
what you would look like with purple hair
13. you've held hands and skipped around a pole, and no one thought it
was
weird
14. you've lived in a house without TV at some point
15. you can spell out words with your arms... no need for the finger
16. you have eurythmy shoes laying around your house
17. you've worn a eurythmy gown
18. you know what eurythmy is
19. you've had a crush on all the guys/ girls in your class
20. everybody in the school knows if you ditch class, or break a rule
or
hook up with somebody
21. you know not to breathe near the blue paint
22. you can play a wooden recorder
23. you can never forget your embarrassing childhood- they chose a
picture
of you to go on the school brochure
24. you didn't have barbies or GI joe, you had silks and wooden trucks
25. you know all the bible stories even though you've never set foot
inside
a church
26. you wonder if Waldorf has an agreement with Volvo to only drive
their
cars
27. cheerleaders, football players, and all things "public school" are
not
only scorned, but feared
28. you've been asked "isn't that a cult" when you say you go to
Waldorf
29. the thought of main lesson book nights haunt you years after you
graduate
30. you've been in at least one Shakepeare play
31. you've used the words "Waldork" and "Waldorfian"
32. you couldn't wait to get out of there, but once you did you wanted
to be
back
33. you don't know the pledge of allegience, but "I do behold the
world" and
the Bell Ringing verse are permanently imprinted in your brain
34. you know in your heart that no matter how hard you try to escape,
you
will always be a child of Waldorf
3 comments:
Oh wow, this was awesome to read!
Oh, this is too funny :-0
So fun! I hope my 5yr old can relate to this one day!!!!
Thanks!
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